September 2010
41 posts
Well hey there, guys
I’ve had a few drinks, and that’s when my alter-ego, Gnomechomsky shows his face.
So I’m closing out of the Firefox window that houses my regular Internet Presence and firing up the ol’ Google Chrome, where Gnomechomsky resides.
I look forward to a passionate evening of drunkblogging with all my followers.
Scott Friday, where are you? Your apprentice is drinking a...
I have been called a motherfucker.
-Jeffery
Yes, I *am* one of those insufferable assholes...
and, I mean, it works some of the time.
I genuinely believe in their quality over every other kind of cigarette. Apart from the fact that they don’t draw as tightly, I have no complaints. They taste better, richer and cleaner than every other cigarette.
Ever seen that long list of chemicals in cigarettes? None of that shit in Spirits. Just tobacco. Delicious tobacco. I could wax poetic...
How I Talk to My Parents:
kidskiddingkittens:
“U missed grilled chickn and it missed u!” -Mom
“HORSESHIT. I HAD CHICK-FIL-A WITH A PIXIE-LOOKING BITCH. I AIN’T MISSED NOTHING.” -Myself
One time, Zach and I were watching The Hangover at his house.
His mother casually asked what we were watching.
Zach was quite insistent that what we were watching was actually porn, not The Hangover.
Ask me your questions →
scotttfriday-deactivated2011021 asked: i've never had an apprentice before. neat.
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My roommate and I, both guilty/moderate/sporadic...
(he addresses me from the living room on a cheerleader’s bullhorn, speaking in the deep, Southern drawl of a Delta bluesman)
Him: “Hey buddy… when was you thinkin’ bout goin’ ta have a smoke?” Me: “Now’s as good a time as any, I suppose.” Him: “I gotsta ponder a paper. Ain’t nuthin’ put me in a ponderin’ mood like a...
Among the benefits of starting a Tumblr just for...
there’s the benefit of being able to absolutely speak your mind, and with that comes the right to get a little sappy once in a while.
I just wanted to say that I’m incredibly blessed to have so many healthy, high-functioning relationships. I had an incredible conversation with an ex last night, and it’s pretty amazing how cool we are with each other, considering how close we...
I had an extremely vivid dream last night that I...
David Bowie and Ricky Gervais.
They were incredibly gracious and nice - they came to hang out with me on my lunch break from work.
A special thanks to steak-and-eggs, cinnamon...
for making my morning excellent.
Drunk-munchies are a real thing.
scottfriday:
gnomechomsky:
That is a fact.
Okay, and a quick word about drunk-blogging. It’s not classy, but it’s incredibly fun. It does not make you cool, but for some reason it makes you seem like a more fun person than you actually are. That’s part of the reason I started this Tumblr, because it does amuse me to be mildly trashy and come back and look at my thought process the next day...
Drunk-munchies are a real thing.
That is a fact.
Okay, and a quick word about drunk-blogging. It’s not classy. It does not make you cool. That’s part of the reason I started this Tumblr, because it does amuse me to be mildly trashy and come back and look at my thought process the next day.
I like to think I’m a classy drinker. I drink (on average) about once every three weeks. I’m not about getting...
Guinness and chocolate cookies...
Bitches, don’t let anyone tell you different; this is what life is about
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Nancy Whiskey by The Dubliners
Changed my profile picture for the person who...
It fits with my plans for the evening
rest assured tonight I'm gonna be in Kevin's...
provided we can get, get our lazy asses down to Bottle King by ten
One of my roommates is going through a bit of a...
which makes me sad for him, because he’s very moody.
But it also makes me happy because he’s writing fucking fantastic songs.
That’s the way it works.
I’m in a band with this guy, so I’m banking on his sadness.
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about the homos getting married?
Anonymous asked: Nah, Em is actually my favorite rapper considering he's not underground or anything. It's just hard to reconcile that face with some of the shit he spits on his albums.
Anonymous asked: I can't handle seeing a picture of little Marshall Mathers as your avatar...but that's not a question.
Hey, you should probably Ask me things
right here…
Yes, my profile picture is a young Marshall...
what of it?
A friend of mine recently started dating this guy
who’s living in L.A. and doing exactly the Party Down struggling actor/caterer gig.
The guy doesn’t look entirely unlike Martin Starr, either.
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So I was gonna ride a bike
And I made it pretty far even though I haven’t ridden a bike in years (it’s true what they say).
But the bike was really hard to control and I ended up knocking the chain off. Oh well. I smoked a cigarette in defeat and walked that piece of shit back to the apartment.
My roomie is a man. A real man.
Zach: God, my head hurts so bad
Me: Do you want some... headache medicine?
Zach: (indignant) No! I'm a man. I want some pussy.
I fucking love coffee.
There’s nothing like coffee and cigarettes. I went and got my tires changed this morning and sat outside with an Americano and some American Spirits, read a magazine… I couldn’t have been happier.
Hey there, followers.
Mr. Gnomechomsky is back.
And I love you all. All… few of you…
This is temporarily a blog about how fun I think this blog may be in the future.
I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED
THERE WILL BE MUSIC
AND FOLLOW-BACKS
AND PHOTO-REPLIES
AND LOVE FOR EVERYONE
FIRST POST
Okay, so I labored over the right way to explain it, with various analogies and pop culture reference, but it comes down to this: my other Tumblr represents my Ego, and this Tumblr represents my Id - and I’m sorry if that sounds heavy-handed… it’s not supposed to be.
I use my real name on my other Tumblr. I’m interested in turning it into a pretty music-intensive blog and...