“U missed grilled chickn and it missed u!” -Mom
“HORSESHIT. I HAD CHICK-FIL-A WITH A PIXIE-LOOKING BITCH. I AIN’T MISSED NOTHING.” -Myself
One time, Zach and I were watching The Hangover at his house.
His mother casually asked what we were watching.
Zach was quite insistent that what we were watching was actually porn, not The Hangover.
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